Maybe it was wishful thinking but I read the headline as

Reporter: Did you see Welker eat drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker smoke drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker inject drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker snort drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Is Dan Shaughnessy an asshole?
Brady: Weeeeelll...

Oh, okay. Upton is the one who isn't attractive enough to deserve you.

I think it's more commentary Samer believes Broussard is ALWAYS talking out his ass, while Jackie Mac is about as reliable a sportswriter as you'll ever come across.

Holy Cross-Albany Had the Craziest Ending

You realize that by replying to me, I'm not? You're a genius, dude.

That's because when dolemite replied to you, it elevated your comment(s) out of the greys for this conversation only. You're nice and grey otherwise.

Don't hide it in your office fridge.

Spoken like someone who's never had fish and chips, Yorkshire pudding or a perfectly brewed cup of Earl Gray with a freshly-baked scone, home-made strawberry jam and Cornish clotted cream.

Wow, screw 128bit encryption software, just hide the files under a folder called"Videooooooo"!

Intelligence reports concluded that the picture on the hard drive was that of Muhammed S, because the file was named "me.jpeg"

Truman did it. But all his clothes were sharp.

His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

The Landshark

MARK NOOOOO I THOUGHT WE HAD MOVED PAST YOU POSTING STUFF LIKE THIS. NO MARK NOOOOOO. MICHAEL JACKSON AND LUTHER VANDROSS DID NOT DIE FOR THIS! #FIXITMICHAEL #FIXITLUTHER

She has a lot of powerful (white) friends, like Phoeler who I'm sure would put the word out. It also looks bad for the Emmy's itself so I'm sure his disgusting behaviour will have some ripple effect.

Being an asshole to a black woman might not get you blacklisted in Hollywood, but challenging the hierarchy by being a seatfiller who talks to the talent and then has to be thrown the fuck out? That will get you shut down with a quickness.

I hope he's blacklisted from everywhere. I don't understand people who think it's okay to be so nasty to someone he doesn't even know. What an ass.