Burfict::Steelers as Pollard::Patriots.

That’s how bonds work. Public entities don’t just have hundreds of millions of dollars lying around, so when they finance stadiums they do so by borrowing a money from the bank, and then paying it back over a 20 or 30 year timeframe. Just because the team skipped town during the repayment period doesn’t mean the city,…

Not a single comma. That put holes in my brain.

That’s the most polite “Go fuck yourself.” I have ever heard.

That’s for you to ask the Flames...

I hope the players read this and then never give PK quotes ever again.

The NFL is the tobacco company telling us that cigarettes dont cause cancer.

Take ‘em to school, Deion.

Look, I’m sorry. I really am. But here’s what I think:

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

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By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

That plain TV screen in the background slays me.

“Muscle Hamster, obviously.” — Doug Martin

Crime Fighting and the NFL: Can You Believe I Get Paid for This Shit?

Hey, Drew Stanton and I have the same dance moves!

“I said you could use my resume as a template, not make a crazy sign on the back of it.”

Perhaps you’re unaware how news sites work.

Incidentally, that bio scored an A as his civil liberties term paper at Ole Miss.