At least it wasn't vegan.

Coincidence that both Leslie Nielsen AND George Kennedy are dead?!?!

Was a senior in high school. My mom actually let me stay home from school to watch.

"He's a hero because he has a brain tumor. I like people who don't have brain tumors."

We should all make a pact to hunt down and take out any former Vine "stars." I'm willing to bet most of them are hiding out in Argentina.

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

You're not picturing John Stamos on bongos!
PICTURE JOHN STAMOS ON BONGOS!!!

Yeah, but Kokomo tho…

I'd also be pissed about Chet Haze.

Don… Bubby!

For as long as I live, I shall never forget this Dae.

Pretty sure he was referring to Adam Driver's early years.

And when you're a pirate, they let you do it.

Nose plays.

Man, I really miss the old midnight screenings at the Laemmle Sunset 5 (RIP). Before it really caught on, Tommy would always show up for a pre-screening Q&A. One night, we shared an elevator ride from the parking lot to the theatre, and in that span of a few minutes, he essentially knighted me, and genuinely asked me…

The DoJ is the Dawn of Justice, right?

I've heard that, for lack of a better term, sanity quizzes are issued during the interview process, which the prospective contestants have to pass to be on the show… BUT JUST BARELY.

"I have a 30 day plan to destroy LISIS!"

That always bugged me. Still does actually.

But what about Freedom Fries?!