'MAN' PROVES FATAL TO 'ATTRACTION' would've been my Variety headline.

Also, if I'm not mistaken, I remember this movie playing in theatres for SIX MONTHS (or close to it). Nowadays, in that window and lifespan of a film, it's already playing on cable.

I've long said that 1987 was an outstanding year for film, and your list just proves it.

Better safe than sorry. What if he had sung "Jumpman?"

They came out within a month of each other. I remember discussing them during summer school (FOR CHEMISTRY! UGH!)

Oh, god, I just remembered that Charlton Heston in an eyepatch is the head of the CIA.

'94 also brought us BLOWN AWAY (the non-Nicole Eggert version), which, on paper is awesome (not to mention, the trailer), but, unfortunately, was boring AF.

He's not having fun? He seems like a shadow of his former self.

Like Michael Scott, when I'm in New York, and want the real thing, I go straight to Sbarro's.

Or a Bob Loblaw bot?

When that momentous event happened, Late Night-Conan & Andy aired the clip, although this time featuring a montage of a flower blooming, train-going-in-tunnel, a tennis racket hitting a plate of jelly, a pot of chili being dumped in a garbage can, and Gaddafi. I'm laughing about it now, just thinking of it.

"Forks?"

I totally get it.

"I'm calling it. Time of death: 12:22pm."
*walks out to waiting room*
"Despite our best efforts, we were unable to revive him to see S.W.A.T. 2: Firefight. We did, however, make sure that he saw a sneak peak of The Marine 2, so, ya know, not a total loss."

You must be kidding, aren't you?

*whispers faintly* "Come closer…" *coughs; whispers in ear* "S.W.A.T. fucking rules, you stooge…"

I will defend Miami Vice to my dying day.

I actually just watched L.A. Takedown this weekend. It's, uh… definitely an '80s pilot that never went to series.

As a six year-old, "Red Dawn" scared the shit out of me. I'm talking nightmares for months. Anytime I saw a plane, I was convinced that Russians would be falling from the sky. It was only recently that I discovered that I wasn't the only kid fucked up by this.

Dr. Victor Fries was right.