Polar bears, however… Do you know anything about them? They're the fiercest creatures in the animal kingdom.

T O O M A N Y S E C R E T S

Writes on chalkboard: T O M B A R R A C K

Who Knows? with Jake Busey should be a late night talk show.

The older I get, the more I realize that Ed Rooney is the hero.

Call me when they get Nick Cave as a guest.

The trailer for "Rattle and Hum," to this day, remains one of my favorite trailers.

I added Frank Stallone on FB because why not? He ultimately deleted me, but that's just fine as he was that pro-Trump uncle that I would've deleted anyway.

You can borrow my CD of "The Specialist: Music from and Inspired by the Motion Picture."

I still wonder what would've happened had Conan force-swallowed the shitty deal that NBC was offering (Leno at 11:35/Conan at 12:05). How long would that have lasted? WOULD that have lasted? (I doubt it, but what the fuck would that have been like?)

Man, the CBS Orchestra is gonna be PISSED.

Ugh. This just sucks. Just like many of you, I've been watching Conan since '93, and you can't help but feel a little hurt whenever something less than desirable happens to him. Anyone remember the opening to his premiere episode of "The Tonight Show?" When he's running across the country, from NY to LA, set to Cheap…

That book is so goddamned good.

I swear to god, it feels like yesterday that $6.50 was the most you'd pay for general admission. Jesus. Now how I long for the days of the $14 ticket at the ArcLight.

THEN DON'T GO TO A FUCKING MOVIE.

Why I remember this, I'll never know, but the opening line for TV Guide's synopsis of RAMBO III was "Kabul goes kaboom!"

Excuse me, sir. I believe you're sitting in my seat.

As much as we hate him, I feel we've all be Allie Knox at some point in our lives.

Summer '89 cannot be topped. Just the absolute best.

Check out 1986's "Tough Guys." If they were good enough for Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas, then, goddamnit, they're good enough for you!