A year ago today, my friend MaLou was murdered by her husband. He bit her repeatedly, cut off her arms and head, and mutilated her genitals.

I assure you, it sucks. It hurts, itches, is tender and so hot from infection I’m sweating in one bra cup.

Actually, you can have mastitis and not be lactating. I currently have mastitis and am not lactating.

That she ran at all ... yep. I had a car once that wouldn’t take a hill over 30 MPH ... so I tried to never drive it on the highway ... and if I had to, I definitely never tried to drive it in the left lane!
As a person I hope she gets treatment, but she was never “left-lane” capable to run for DA.

Thank you for being the voice of reason.

Someone needs to call Art Bell.

Where are those trees? I was just there last week. No trees. Also, why didn’t he stop at the old mailbox site?

Thank you, sweet funnymonkey. MaLou was amazing.

My dear, sweet friend, MaLou... Let’s not forget her either. None of us knew what she was dealing with at home. Being a veteran herself, we suspect she was of the mindset that she could handle it.

You are either my next ex-wife or ex-husband. Bravo.

I am you. So don't you worry. I married my Allen and you will, too.