Y’all are not going to be happy unless I get one of these... I am not a fan of lying down while driving, though. So every time I contemplate the idea I stretch my arms out in front of me, clutch the imaginary wheel, and say, “nah.”

It would appeal to me for so many reasons if it wasn’t such a rusty mess. And that price is far too high for the mess that it’s in. Poor thing. 

HAAA! Although now I want seafood. 

It’s really hard to have sex in them (sorry, I must make light of these morons or die trying).

You first.

EXACTLY

Nope. The cost of everything, including childcare, plus their commitments to their full time and part time jobs (so they can feed them) give them no time for procreation. Only slightly sarcastic. And people who actually believe in family planning tend to be more responsible regarding numbers and cost.

Depends on who’s listening at the time...

How can anyone trust the guyliner dude who will say whatever he thinks his current audience wants to hear?

I will never not love this man. Probably in response to early thoughts that he was a lousy actor and not very bright (He is bright, and if he weren’t a good actor I wouldn’t have thought otherwise).

I know what I have! Then KEEP IT!

They are NOT. I tried ONCE. Buncha dried peas under this princess.

CONCUR!

Once menaced by an idiot in a work dually pickup with the business’ name and phone number on the side and an identifying ID and “How’s My Driving” - please tell on a bumper sticker. So I did.

Anyone who has slept on what Honda (don’t @ me, I drive one) considers acceptable surfaces to kip knows they suck rocks. Even when napping in the Element I was more comfortable clipping up the seats and using a 3" foam pad. and a nice sheet envelope.

This is not my type at ALL.

Obviously, specificity rules this buyer ploy out. This only works with vehicles they want to move, not ones they have to build first.

Also - buy in the Fall when the newer model years have just hit. And buy the prior year. Got 3k off the second Element this way. Walked out on the sales guy who thought he HAD me (because it was loaded and mine wasn’t). Nah, dude. And trying to hang on to my keys will just piss me off. (He did).

Mine is worth more to ME than it is to a buyer or a dealership. So I’m gonna drive it till the wheels come off. Probably sooner than I’d like. I want to replace it with something fuel efficient, dependable and with good visibility (and AC).

Considering news reports, just leave a child in the car. It’ll lock itself and set the fire too. Or drown the driver.