And of course, the movie where Superman smiled the most is... the version of JL by Joss “Young Actresses Are So Needy” Whedon. Feels like if 1940s Hollywood made a movie to inspire American soldier and they paperclipped Leni Riefenstahl to direct it. Yeesh.

Kelsey Grammer hamming it up in Transformers 4: Out with the Shia, In with the Mark was pretty fun.

Remember guys, it’s not problematic they cancelled movies produced, directed and written by women and POCs not long after hiring famous white creators and promoting their movies, because Walter Hamada is a POC too! I’m sure Ray Fisher also fully understood when Hamada said that to him in reponse to his allegations…

The odds of one of the Transformers having a horn that plays ‘low-rider’ or ‘la cucaracha’ just went up.

Most of those “story possibilities” existed entirely in the fans’ imaginations. Rey as a lost Skywalker kid? Finn as a Jedi? Leia as the Churchill-like leader of a crippled Republic? Luke as the crusty leader of a posse of Seven Samurai-style itinerant Force-users? Snoke as some sort of ancient Lovecraftian menace? Oka…

But I like pocahontas/fern gully in space

He should smile more. He’d be more attractive if he smiled.

Fact: Mike Pence has never had a one-on-one meeting with Henry Cavill.

p.s. If I see anyone wearing WBS gear, I have to assume they are Nazi Skinheads or Proud Boys (same thing).

What the fuck does that mean?!

Weird how that becomes “chokes women to death”.

I read somewhere else that it was a conflict with The Morning Show that caused Crudup to drop out.

But you could argue they were created with Mother Boards.

Holy shit, I just had to look that up. Spongebob for whatever reason I have never been able to get down with (despite loving animation in general and still watching children’s cartoons as an adult), but that’s an amazingly esoteric reference and definitely more specific to a tiny number of weird adults than anything I…

One of these days, people are going to learn the difference between "reboot" and "revival."

But if Sam’s not there who will abuse Freddy for laughs?

Freddy must suffer. I only feel alive when he’s in pain. I need to drink of his tears once more.

Pictured: Animal Crossing monster plotting their next murder

“This is the only formal wear I got, bub. Take it or leave it.”

I can’t believe I’m defending Discovery here but its been established Klingons have back up organs and stuff for a while, so the two dicks wasnt really that out of the blue.