Why invisible cats? It’s a little-known fact that real cats are actually tiny, furry radio transmitters. That’s why when you turn on the microwave, your radio bugs out. Every cat within a five hundred meter radius is instantly focused on whatever you happen to be making, and shutting off your music is their dickish…

That’s more of a piece for Anti-opoly though (which is a thing...)

Even though it’s not in the list, this one will somehow end up as one of the winning tokens:

The Nice Guys had great cars! How cool is cruising L.A. at night in a drop top Mercedes with a giant bumble bee?

Wasn’t that Metropolis tho ? Maybe it was a ZipCar ?

Counterpoint: Bruce Wayne’s Aston was the only spot of light in the dark shitstorm that has been Twenty Six-Six-Six-teen:

BvS also revealed very believably that Bruce Wayne’s personal daily driver of choice to take him to and from his helipads is a Jeep Renegade.

On Jason Bourne also noticed that they edited out the manual shifting in that Charger from the trailers. BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MANUAL CHARGER!

Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but the beauty of his soul is only matched by his physical appearance.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

We are Frog F2actions. All of us.

“It’s a big thing that’s present in the white liberal community. That, “I’m talking about it so I’m doing something.” No, you’re just talking about it. And you’re talking about it usually to other white liberals. You’re not really doing anything here. Talking is not action. Don’t just look at what you say. Look at how…

Angie drives a Cadillac? Who is she, Jack Klompus? Do they live in Del Boca Vista, phase 3?

Four words:

Brad loves bears.

He’ll squeal with delight because everyone likes a Costco Bear.

A boyfriend in college bought a huge ass bear like this for me. It was super awkward, because of course it’s the thought that counts, but I was not that enthused. I mean, who thinks something that giant is a good gift for someone sharing a living space of about 1o ft square?

Everdraed shows you the super secret Bioshock Infinite 1999 mode pacifist ending. You only get it if do not kill a single NPC.