Good time to post this Mickey Mouse Club video.

This is only after a vigorous scrubbing, right? With anti-bacterial floral-scented body wash? Otherwise, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...!

Ahahahahaha, like I would let anyone with no medical training get near me with a sharp instrument.

A ship that size and only one toilet?

This clip is actually spliced together from multiple promo clips and maybe trailer footage.

Based on what I can gather, the target is people who knows Spider-man from at least the 1990s onwards, both from comics and cartoons. But they still have elements of Stan Lee and Steve Ditko era comics.

Earth-120703 is staying unless Sony tries to be too grabby with the filmmakers again. Even Fox learned to let filmmakers do their thing.

Yeah, he makes fun of even his most dangerous enemies. It's part of his coping mechanism, and partly his real personality shining through when he is Spidey.

Somebody show this list to Seanbaby at Cracked.com. He will tear this down like Van Damme split kick the logic in Timecop.

The camcoder footage is actually part of an exclusive clip promo.

It's pretty funny, you know. People who complained about Anne Hathaway in TDKR, do they know that Raimi was going to cast her in Spider-man 4? As the daughter of John Malkovich's Vulture who inheritted his suit/powers. Raimi might also be pissed at how studio-directed Spider-man 3 was, so he might try to be more indie…

The best thing is she got way more than she needed weeks ago before all this got started. I guess that's why the harassers got so riled up in the first place; if she got only a couple of hundred dollars they wouldn't give a fuck. The stupid misogynists are just helping her gain even more visibility.

They don't seem to be mentioning aliens at all. The symbiote might be the Ultimate version where it was created by Peter and Eddie's father as a form a cancer cure.

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"Leave your brain at home." Never do this. It's a myth popularised by lazy mainstream reviewers. It allows them to both half-ass reviews, and to make sure their readers ignore thoughtful analysis (which prevents those readers from thinking less of them).

Seeing that SA link by Argh below reminds me of this artist on DeviantArt. Nobody knows how old he actually is, or even if he is even a child, but good God is his story entertaining. So entertaining that the people there made motion comics with voice acting for it. Here are the the rest of them so far.

There is also Lauren, whose father is Lowtax of Something Awful. These stories are all hers, with animation by her father's friend Schmorky.

"They made Peter Parker look like the kid from Twilight". In the scope of things, this matters even less than "the President is a black". He also looks like a teenager with 'Ditko hair'; it just fits.

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The webbing degrades after a couple of hours.