Not bullshit, very warranted. Guy is a dipshit. Do the crime, enjoy your time.

Tom Brady is a ninja?

so now that the Avs are eliminated you're going to start slurping the Hawks?

Honestly, I'm fucking shocked...

We'll trade you Kevin Love, Ricky Rubio, Prince, the ridiculous "State of Hockey" moniker, Kirby Puckett's dead body and we'll throw in "Crunch" for KD immediately.

Nice, very nicely written. You encapsulated everything with the exception of how perfect the ending was... The wild had been the victim in two games of giving up late tying goals and then lose in overtime and how apropos for them to turn the tables and stick it to Colorado to end the series.

nino won't ever have to buy a Grain Belt Premium ever again, the rest of Minnesota won't be so lucky.

I called this shit two games ago

K-state Bro: Welcome to Manhattan, Gronk!

This idiot is worse than Sterling.

We, as a collective whole, lack the ability (for whatever reason) to analyze and then come up with solutions to our social issues. Instead we move as quickly and as swiftly as we can to rid ourselves of the issue... Make it go away, we/I don't want to deal with it. And like all serious problems, it comes back up again.

So, who won the game last night? Avs or Wild?

No comment.

Cardinal fans are the best baseball fans in this great and glorious country.

I've never witnessed "fat-guy-over-thirty-under-6'5" " city league referees do something so incredibly ridiculous. So, why the fuck is a longtime NBA referee doing this in a god damn playoff game?

The Wild will win this series... They're the better team.

Is this the same guy who got his larynx destroyed by Josh McRoberts, a mere days ago?

+1, King Slayer.

someone get that baby a big red lactating machine.

I hate it when Jezebel rejects these articles.