There are multiple employment-related issues that women often need assistance with in DV situations. These may not have been applicable to you, but women with children often need extra time to pick up or drop off their children at care because the abuser has threatened to harm or steal the children. Many abusers will…

I’m embarassed to say I own this 45.

Indeed.

In a strangers car, the use of which I have paid for? A lot. Just like in a hotel room. That is a domicile owned by a stranger. I still fuck in them and hope not to see it on the Internet.

You know this fool ain’t never seen no PARTS of the pussy.

“A great big pussy?”

Blanche’s clothes should snap on and snap off. And look something like this:

Because Betty White has always been a low-key ho.

Police need to search those fucking woods. Because something tells me this ain’t this asshole’s first “immigrant-threatening” rodeo.

Duck this vitch - my phone won’t even let me type nigiri into my food tracker. It  autocorrects to bigot (no lie).

Yes. Yes, it is.

There, FTFY.

Comedy gods?

If and when it safe to do so, can you let us know what this craphole company is?

Sweet September Fuck, these people need to be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Unfortunately, one of my cousins voted for Gary Johnson.

Trolls die if they don’t get fed.

See, this, this, this shit right here is why racists hate us.

Somebody needs to call the cops on Miracle Whip & Potatoes.

When people wonder how I can maintain my faith in these trying times, I point to moments like this.