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Rachel Dolezal?

And it was so successful 20 years ago. Maybe she has reason to call it a fantasy.

Trump will usher in some glorious progressive revolution.

How convenient that the wealthy white woman is hoping for a revolution that I’m certain she and her children will safely ride out elsewhere.

Good to know know that there are no good reasons to vote for Hilary. Thankfully, I and my shitty reasons count for just as much of a vote as you and your brilliant reasons.

Well, there you go. That invalidates all of her own accomplishments, then.

This place is going to be next to a giant Apple Store and across from the Chelsea Market and Google headquarters. They’re going to make money hand over fist. Despite the fact that you’d be better of at Pain Quotidien or Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf, both of which are across the street from this shitshow.

Keeping me from wanting to shoot myself in the face when I’m learning about the events of the day is what makes someone attractive:

It’s pretty clear:

I’m actually scared to discuss politics with any of my conservative friends. Because if they told me they support Trump, I’m going to have to cut them loose.

Yes, there are bad nurses. Just like there are bad cashiers and bad writers and bad stockbrokers. And they may have slightly more power to harm others with their badness (although not compared to bad MTA conductors or bad cab drivers, etc.)

Before I looked at the face, I thought this was a pic from your Easter egg hunt, and I was like “damn, you are one hot mom!”

Welcome to Jezebel, Jon!

Sorry. I think I have a bizarre reversal of trypophobia. As soon as I heard there was a video of tonsilloth removal, I had to watch it. And I'm weirdly fascinated by the idea that excitation or fear causes the throat to constrict and the tonsilloth to be propelled out. Our bodies are weird and awesome...

I came here to say exactly that. I started thinking of my calorie limit as cash to spend. Are these goldfish crackers we keep in the office worth the 225 calories for 3-4 minutes of dry mouthed pleasure?

Imagine him getting really excited and spraying tonsilloths into your mouth.

Aidan was a codependent psycho.

I post a pic to Facebook every time I see a scaffolding company truck. Because they always have a sign on the back that says “Erections Guaranteed.”

I went back and starred it just to fuck your results.