Seriously, what the fuck? The worst bathroom things I’ve ever seen are at my current office - a “fancy” building in SoHo. Based on how hipster haughty everyone is in the elevator, you would think they don’t shit at all. Well, they do. And sloppily....

I cannot say this often enough:

I am totally posting “You’ll know when you’re slammed, because your nuts will be on the table and my fists will be covered in your blood.” on the next BCO.

But can we acknowledge the difference between having feelings and acting on them (maybe exploring what it is that you’re feeling) and the world of hurt that is unleashed when you leave a relationship BY STARTING ANOTHER ONE. That causes your partner to question every moment they thought the two of you were together…

Your thoughts are relevant and interesting to me. Now, can I see dem TITTAYS???

14th between 6th&7th (conveniently next to my gym, so I can work out & then get nachos), & Amsterdam & 93rd St.

Do you live near a Target? That’s the only place I saw them.

Millennials, why are you rushing? Is it all the bad sex? Especially if I’m watching porn, I want it to last. What’s the hurry?

Are you pregnant yet?

You might be able to find it On Demand.

No lie - I worked with a guy who loved spanking videos, fem-dom, and cum shots. One time we were talking about his “likes” and he dipped his hand in his cup and splashed water in my face. When I screamed, he was like “See how much fun that was?”

Wait until you try it on clams. And tacos.

“Reasonable” accommodation. It is not reasonable to request that you be allowed to discriminate.

Not half a century ago - there’s a motherfucker 6 months ago that pulled this shit.

Next up is the rape culture float, with a mixed-media installation demonstrating all the ways in which our society normalizes rape.

Or a Rapade?

Have any of you people tried Trader Joe’s Guiltless Guac? How do you think you reduce the fat content in traditional guacamole without adding something lower in fat?

I’mma leave this right here

Don’t get it twisted. His platform is YOOGE.

2 minutes on Youtube here (there should be a related video - the whole thing for $1.99):