As someone who recognizes, and walks around, many of those neighborhoods, I can guarantee that those numbers seem, if anything, low.

I couldn't believe it recently when my mother (the original 60's feminist) took me to task for not stopping when some guy started to say "Excuse me.." to me on the street. She's all "He might need help. You can't lose your humanity."

Did you actually watch the video and read the card at the end, or were you in too much of a rush to throw out your #racistnotracist "comment?"

You have two options:

Because the Palins have earned every cent of their "reality" show $$.

What do you mean "laugh inside?"

Seriously! I got the ill nana (I laugh every time I say that, and I say it a lot), so you should be happy about whatever comes with... Nighttime farting, the sounds of my defecation, my desire to decamp post-coitus.

I was excited to see the selection of slutty* options I have available to me this Halloween:

If you Google it now, you get fifty stories saying that Walmart are assholes.

I'm willing to bet allegations about prostitution are going to emerge. As soon as I read that phrase, my issue-spotting radar started to tingle.

Not trying to get into some older vs. younger pissing match, but what rationalization makes more sense:

Not unless you're a lesbian. [rimshot]

The Keurig water reservoir in most offices is NEVER cleaned. I don't drink coffee, but we got in a batch of chai K-cups once, and I decided to try one out. The water reservoir was empty, so I pulled it off and before I refilled it, I decided to wipe it with a paper towel.

I have a friend who's worked there, and they treat their staff like shit.

I live in New York (sort of a major city) and I have never seen someone take a public dump. And I only know one person who has seen a homeless person take a crap in a subway car. Is this really a common occurrence in San Francisco?

Well, that was a well-reasoned argument, likely to persuade someone who disagrees with you.

Because that's the law in the most of the United States.

Your dad sounds awesome because he has channeled that guilt into something constructive - teaching his children bodily autonomy trumps cultural demands.

So if I meet you and instantly have an overwhelming desire to fuck you, my choice and need to do that should trump your choice and need to say no?

Maybe not as much of a canyon as you think.