Hey Scott Foley, I can dream whatever I want, asshole.

I think that my favorite stat is that until a game against the pirates last week, he had not had the bases loaded against him all season. Then the pirates did it and he got them out anyway.

Kershaw spotted everyone a month and still leads the majors in wins and is 3rd in the NL in Ks, on top of leading the world in ERA, WHIP, WAR, et al.

I'm an atheist, but something tells me she's up there ripping God a new asshole.

I cannot fucking stand Mark Wahlberg...Did everyone magically forget that he attacked two Vietnamese men before he got famous? Beat one with a stick until he was unconscious and blinded one eye in the other, while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit"?

Don't you dare badmouth flan like that! Flan has much more charisma!

Woooooaaaaaaahhhhh now, there is no need to tarnish flan's good name here!

Don't be talking shit about flan.

Absolutely my favorite photos of Gaboure. That girl is cool.

I only pay attention to cheese.

Thank you for this regular reminder of who not to follow on Twitter.

It makes perfect sense, because man hatred runs through the feminist subculture and anybody with eyeballs can see it.

How about "Hating men is an enormous part of feminism"

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

You just glass housed the shit out of Jezebel.

Running makes me feel like I'm dying and I hate being sweaty, so I'm a swimmer, a fat swimmer, which my doctors have always been supportive of. When I swim, I get looks from the men (it's always men) whom I'm lapping, who just cannot believe I'm kicking their asses. Their stupid faces and attempts to beat me are a…

Women have waists, believe it or not.

There's just no fucking pleasing you, is there?

Here's a split second before impact.

I'd go so far as to say that I ONLY appreciate writers with nice asses. Lookin' at you, Koontz.