That's weird. Why would they be selling these shirts outside of the Lakers' arena?
I think Jenny McCarthy's entire existence is embarrassing.
I want Karl Pilkington to be my best friend.
St. Peter: Jesus Christ, Right Hand of the Father, Blood of the Lamb, and Forgiver of Sins, I would like you to meet your biggest fan, Colton Burpo. He's been here before. But now he's here for good. *whispers* He and his parents were killed in a car crash.
*Jesus chokes on bong hit and spits fetid bongwater all over…
If Joan Rivers were funny, she'd be a comedienne, but mostly she's a cunt.
I promise, no one's family members from that plane are reading this website and crying because a commenter made a joke or because people are mentioning aliens. This is an excuse for people to get on their high horses and judge others without getting shit for it because you feel you're on the right side of something.
Pat Sajak is an asshole. He once wrote a column about how teachers and people like government employees should not vote because of what they benefit from the government.
I guess it's okay if rich guys vote for tax breaks though.
Joan Rivers: fuck you.
That was the first of many pounds shared between them.
wtf is Bonobo?
Nice of the First Lady to send a supportive tweet, but kinda rude to call the guy a mo dontcha think?
I don't know who Julie Klausner is but I love her.
Dear Hannity,
One of Tam Honks children is much more likeable than the other.
He joins Tebow as the NFL's most famous promise keepers.