Anyone else have to look up “etiolated?” Sure, I get the gist in context, but it is a rare day when Deadspin sends me to a dictionary.

Every once in a while Gawker media posts something actually worth reading. This is one of those. Very entertaining.

I hope this doesn’t go the way Bobbi Kristina Brown’s situation did. Hopefully he was only out a short time and there is no brain damage. Does not sound good right now.

For all the money they built on that freaking stadium they should have oriented it the other way so the Goddamn sun isn’t right in one team’s eyes when driving down the field. Or at least put up some blinds or something.

If Tejada had run across the base instead of trying the 360 spin we wouldn’t be having it either.

Quite possible he would have missed the bag completely. He was selling it but he made the effort and he will maybe use that to fight any suspension that could be coming. It was a dangerous and reckless play by a veteran who plays that position and should know better.

Watch the replay again and you will see Utley trying to swipe his left hand across second base but was unable to because he took a knee to the head. He probably would’ve missed but he did attempt.

He was called out so he left the field. When called out you are supposed to leave, so his not touching the bag is immaterial.

I don’t know if it was a dirty play but how can it have been a legal one? He didn’t start the “slide” until he was at the bag.

It’s almost like I wrote this article. At age 8, my first year of little league, I was on third base and really really had to pee. I told the third base coach but he told me to just hold it.

I know the word “cunt” is frowned up especially on Jezebel, but can’t I use it just this once to identify Elisabeth Hasselbeck?

This whole thing sickens me. Bring the Rams back before you even think about bringing back the fucking Raiders. The ghost of Al Davis tortured the NFL for years until he died and now his son Bucky Larson should be stuck in that shithole Oakland stadium until he and his haircut kick the bucket.

Not as easy as you so blithely claim. These pests are resistant to practically every pesticide legally available. I had six visits from the exterminator in two months and it didn’t do shit.

The bedbug: absolute proof there is no beneficent God in this universe.

And that’s after he has reportedly LOST 20 pounds.

What do you expect the Lakers to do? Highlight the aging ball-stopping guard? Point out the youthful, inexperienced remainder of the team that the 30 year old Aldridge has nothing in common with and try to make him think he will win with them?

As a Dodger fan, my fervent wish is this investigation uncovers some evidence that the Cards got inside info that enabled them to mash on Clayton Kershaw in the playoffs repeatedly.

Bob Dylan is and always has been a surly prick and an uptight asshole to his fans. Eminen is actually a nicer person than Dylan and pretty much a comparably talented poet. I like early Dylan but he hasn't done anything worthwhile in almost 40 years.

I thought she meant that her leg never reacted when it was hit with the little hammer before.