That cannot be Lilikoi Moon (Lisa Bonet) having her hair played with, can it? Looks like her.

I saw her hosting SNL and I thought she was one of the best hosts in a very long time. The sad thing is aside from a few roles, it seems like she is constantly being cast (or chooses the roles of) the big girl physical comedy film. I’d hate to see her become the female movie equivalent of Kevin James because I think…

Good. The gore the merrier.

Karl’s got a head like a fucking orange.

Maybe Kanye can now prescribe himself some shut the fuck up pills.

While Simmons is not a favorite of mine by any means, everyone at Deadspin wishes they could write an article as good as the one Simmons wrote about Elgin Baylor.

Maybe he will write the doctor a rubber check? Is that right? Did I do good?

I don't think Cobain deserves his exalted status in rock lore either. Two hit albums does not a legend make, IMO.

He definitely WAS like that, but he cleaned up his act. Is that good enough to excuse the horrible shit he said and did when younger? No, but it’s nice to know that in his final few years he truly became the man of peace and love he is portrayed as being.

Is Courtney Love hate sexist by its very nature? I dislike her because I think her music is shit, she always thought she was a much bigger star than she was, and she constantly makes an ass out of herself in public (or used to. No idea what she’s up to these days.)

Lorne didn’t want me to quit, but I totally understood why I quit.

Emmy Rossum’s friend had a bug in her salad, guys.

She the one in the middle that looks like Pam Grier?

It is really sad that it took age to make Madonna irrelevant. The world could have realized she was a insufferable talentless bore decades ago and saved itself from all this crap.

As long as the test results aren't used for any sentence reduction but are instead just a by-product of an apparatus that will humiliate and annoy a convicted rapist, I stay stick the thing on his dong and leave it there.

I suppose this is a parody of your average lame-ass Buzzfeed article (my favorite example is the recent "Which Fallout Boy Album Are You?") but it is still fucking lame on its own merits.

Dig the pants, Ozzy. Snake symbolism noted.

And Savage is one of the most revolting white men by far.

Don't be black.

NO FUCK_NG SH_T PAT