This article deserved a better headline.

I love Andy Richter (but I don't want to fuck him.) He's pretty consistently clever.

Long before you posted this stupid fucking article, Cowherd predicted you would post this exact article. In listening back to the tape, it's obvious that he isn't saying the state is great because it is mostly white, but that it is a great state that happens to be mostly white.

I have no idea what Christina Applegate is saying.

I'm calling it now: If this movie is successful, the inevitable porn version will be "It Swallows."

I have no idea who Bella Hadid is, even less of an idea of which one she is in her picture, or who the other one is or why I should see any significance to them being "together at last."

How she can stand being married to John McEnroe is amazing.

Big Bird wins for Tweet of the Day. That's awesome!

The world needs more David Mitchell.

Yes, Taylor Swift does think its pretty cool that so many people are giving her their money. She also thinks its cool to sue anyone she possibly can for any reason her shark lawyers can come up with.

How the fuck did Karl Malone graduate college? Or high school?

You must see racism in every fucking thing then. As stated, Braff voiced a character, a flying monkey in a suit similar to what Pharrell wore. His comment made it clear "I wore it better."

Horse shit. He posted a picture of the flying monkey character he voiced in that lame Oz movie next to one of Pharrell wearing a similar outfit. The caption was "I wore it better."

I honestly love it! It's the best new thing on TV. Dude is fresh and original and it is a revelation.

They won't do it though because of Larry Wilmore. They won't have their two nightly news-ish shows fronted by black people. Unless his show craters, she doesn't get the gig.

Who, that Peter Pan ass-munched chick whose dad is a lying newscaster? Yeah, great choice!

If he gets injured, he gets nothing.

You're one of them, eh? One of the people propping up and enriching that vapid twunt and her talentless family?

It's one more brain than she has.