Cut down on the carbs and the God damned sugar and you'll be fine.

I could ignore the byline completely, read the article and know it was by Tom Ley. The screaming irony of it being by him about someone else being stupid is deafening.

I knew Kristin Chenoweth was small, but I had no idea she was that hairy.

Every now and then a new story comes along and once again I just cannot believe the ball on this guy.

Poorly executed sports humor is his thing. I don't believe Tom Ley has ever actually been funny.

This would make more sense if the Seahawks hadn't just offered Lynch a massive contract extension.

Shittiest touchdown celebration ever.

Bravo, sir!

You just summed up my entire mindset about this game.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At first I thought the name couldn't be anything other than Richard Sherman Jr.

Anyone else getting this kind of vibe from the pics?

The dog does not suck. You suck for even suggesting such a thing.

And no sister Zelda please.

It's almost as if SOME people who grow up in impoverished minority-heavy areas keep some verbal vestiges of that upbringing even if they're intelligent people.

"Y'all can ax me all the questions y'all want."

If I didn't already know that Pat Sajak is a raging right-winger full of all sorts of shit, I'd say he was repeating an actual important point, one usually espoused by Global Climate change BELIEVERS.

What's with the question though? It makes little sense. It's almost as bad as that apocryphal tale of a reporter asking President Lincoln how long a man's legs should be.

Like Lynch is the only guy who considers his dick his teammate.

Oh yeah, her. Actress, Brokeback Mountain and the Marilyn Monroe movie. Used to date Jason Segal and Heath Ledger (separately.)