Evangeline Lilly could have woken up to that Dominic Monaghan face every day for the rest of her life.

They asked Benson about the Saints and he said "Who dat? Seriously, who is that? I've no idea."

"Dude. What the fuck are you doing? I'm right here, as planned." -Jordy Nelson

Who knew SAJAK stood for Short Annoying Jackass Always Kvetching?

He really can't. He is no better than that.

So Bucs games then.

Those people were just there to get out of the rain.

I cannot root for Seattle against anyone. If the fucking Cowboys were playing them, I'd vote for the Cowboys and I Goddamn hate the Cowboys. No great love for the Pats. If the Packers had won yesterday, I'd be rooting for them over New England. But as I will restate at the end of this post: Fuck the Seahawks.

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Um...excuse me? Are you forgetting the brilliance of Sk8er Boi? Can I make it any more obvious?

Not to mention the thirty foot high lob for a two point conversion that the up until then stellar GB defense couldn't even handle.

The reason people have a problem with it is because a lot ofvtge Seahawks run their mouths constantly, crowing about how indomitable their will is and how great they are. Every team that wins it all faces questions if they aren't playing that well the following year, but the immature Seahawks feel they are above such…

Not sure if this is Worthy of a headline.

No matter how much Azeaeaealia Banks won't let go of her hatred for Iggy Azazaelelelea*, she still comes off 1000 times more reasonable and sane than that shrieking harpy Nancy Grace.

I don't even remember typing that. It was over two years ago, dude!

Zach Braff - funny tweet.

His rushing prowess is even more astounding when you consider he sees two of every defender at all times.

At least Kim K's hashtags show she remains humble.

Hold music sucks intentionally, so people will get irritated and hang up the phone.

Yeah, I think that was a joke.