She really looks fantastic.

Must be how he became the Baddest Motherfucker on Earth.

Obviously she's a Height Supremacist.

Is Wiz Khalifa finished with his thought? Or is it some newfangled greater than/less than equation that I just don't get?

I was going to avoid the whole race thing and just call Whitlock fat.

Did you forget your password for your Stormfront.org account, dipshit?

At least she's wearing Bear Bryant's jacket as a tribute.

How is it not all Deadspin shit?

Knee problems at 30? Doesn't sound good. I thought losing weight would HELP in that category. Expect a Dwyane Wade type decline over the next few years as Lebron has peaked.

Thanks for the info.

How is he already wearing a Dodgers cap?

Wait.

I don't think any Apatow movies would be considered Family Favorites unless said family has adult children. I'm trying to think of any movies he has made that would be okay for kids and...nope, nothing.

I remember listening to an old Xfm radio show or Ricky Gervais podcast/audiobook where Karl Pilkington talks about how Dyson should not be revered as a genius scientist just because he invented the Dyson Sphere.

Who should such an award be named after? Should it be the Y A Tittle Award? The Bart Starr? The Johnny Unitas?

Fuck Mark Wahlberg. I may pirate this but I'm not giving one penny to that piece of shit.

It's a Christmas classic, a fucking tradition around my house. I've watched it twice this month, actually.

That's fucked up, dude.

There was footage of another kid blocking one of LeBron Jr's shots, but Nike confiscated the tape.

This is Deadspin, part of Gawker media. Intelligent or honest "reporting" is not to be expected.