Everyone knows what they're going to get with Kobe. There's no point in wishing he was different than what he's been his whole career.

False flag operation. (Farse frag?) Racist.

Notice how there is no punctuation at the end of Newt Gingrich's reply to Robe Lowe's tweet?

That settles it. I'm fucking old. I have no idea who D'Angelo is and only know Pharell because people made fun of the hat.

I've seen the shingles commercial Dax is referring to and he is Goddamned right. Freaking gross.

Sounds like he found something to take him higher.

The flame-broiling does make a difference. The burgers and chicken breasts taste way better at Carl's then at BK, McDs, Jack or Wendy's.

In n Out fries are made from fresh potatoes, sliced up and fried. That's why they taste different. A lot of other fast food or burger joints add ingredients to their potatoes to stabilize them during the freezing process and to make them crunchier.

From some of his previous tweets, I get the feeling that Pat Sajak probably does think Kim Jung Un is a swell guy.

I don't have a problem with this. These guys aren't practicing hard; Kobe called them on it. No matter what else you can say about Kobe Bryant, you cannot challenge his work ethic. No one practices harder and prepares more.

Or not, as I doubt he reads this or knows who I am. I also don't know who he is, but I could look it up.

Now Lucas Neff knows how I feel about "The Sopranos." Or not, as I doubt he reads this or knows who I am. I also don't know who he is, but I could look it up.

Hear hear! He isn't evil. He doesn't have the brain power to be evil. He is dumb as sand.

Mindy Kaling: I'm hoping Will McAvoy kicks the shit out of BJ Novak.

Wazzup big ape? Ein waffle-scheim!

Unimpressed.

Each of them is thinking "all of these people came here to see ME."

We have a St. Sanders sighting! LOL

I hope Dr. Drew's "big plans" are to exterminate that bog beast handing on him in the pic.

Burt Reynolds would be better off getting hair advice from Trump than financial advice.