Why stop there?

Not to mention that Watt played the whole game with a potato in his hand.

Hey T-Rex! My eyes are up here!

She's constantly mistaken for Rihanna and says the only thing the two don't share in common is a beautiful singing voice.

Their roster sucks. Meanwhile, the Thunder, who are this supposed title contending juggernaut have a worse record than the Lakers.

The Deadspin staff needs to take a cold shower. Every time they Lakers lose, the entire writing staff's erections can be seen from space.

Walkers don't usually say "hello," or "help me" or whatever Eugene said when he woke.

Michonne has not been well served this season so far. She has not had much to do nor much to say, which sucks because she's an awesome character well portrayed.

His zipper was down.

I suppose.

I imagine there are a lot of pics somewhere of Miley like this.

Lana Del Rey should sue her plastic surgeon, unless "irritated carp" was the look she was going for.

Meanwhile in America, a man who called climate change a huge hoax Hitlerian in scale and compared the EPA to the Gestapo is going to put in charge of the Senate Environment and Public Works committee.

You're either a brilliant troll or a mentally ill idiot.

Of course he doesn't. His moniker is BlackJustice. He has no facts behind his post, just plays the race card whenever possible no matter what the circumstances. I've seen his act on these pages before.

We do have a very uninformed electorate, and that is exactly what the GOP counted on. They barely had to even work for it. Democrats running for office distanced themselves from Obama like he had Ebola. Americans are fucking lazy and easily distracted.

Horse shit. Until recently, presidential speeches were aired on the Big 3, and sometimes Fox as well. It is only in the last decade that this practice has been slipping away.

Every president since Eisenhower has used Executive Action to delay or stop deportation of illegal immigrants, so I'd say Obama is legally safe.

Don't forget about Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion.

Say goodnight to Topanga for me.