One, he's not known for his lyrics. Two, it's not Mozart. They thought it was, turns out it ain't. It's Trnka. Funny though!

Good idea. So I did. Found some of her art. Fucking poetry, this stuff.

Can anyone translate that for me?

Chihuahua's are clever/smart? Mine's dumb as a post.

Merely pointing out her own ridiculous posturing in her insistence that there will be tons of "artists?" that she thinks will remind people of who she is.

You are really making a great case for you being a fucking racist. Well done. I couldn't care less about Taylor Swift either.

Bruno Heller has announced in all apparent seriously

Aren't you sweet? I'm sure Missy is just SCARY talented and groundbreaking. You know, because she has to tell everyone what an original she is. What a fucking joke.

No one reminds me of Missy Elliot because I don't know a single fucking thing she has ever done (except that tweet.)

You're nuts. It was fine. I didn't like that he revealed his identity, but beyond that, it was no worse than any others.

He gets them free as payment for modeling as the guy on the can.

Insightful? This is Gawker media. It has all the depth and originality of a Bollywood Spider-Man movie.

Because Deadspin is mostly shit and all they give a fuck about is clicks.

Yep. I agree.

Seriously, why are you reading this and not watching it right now?

I agree somewhat. He definitely should not be complaining about his circumstances - AT ALL.

The Sixers are the only reason why the Lakers aren't COMPLETELY ridiculous. At least some of them are trying.

It's "only" 24 mil. Considering he is one of the only Lakers giving their all, I'd say that money is safe in his bank account.

The wife is sporting some nice Nortons though.

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