Are you 12?

I read it online on some news website recently, but it makes sense.

If a cell phone goes out of its calling area (usually internationally) and someone calls it, it will ring even if the phone is turned off or has been destroyed. The ringing you hear as the caller is just a kind of placeholder sound the wireless carrier pipes in while it searches for the phone.

But...he's not dead. Or was he on that plane?!

Is that the sound of her face splitting apart if she smiles too wide?

Desmond forgot to push the button.

What's with the endlessly repeating comment from Captain Glady Stoatpamphlet? Kinja glitch?

Sajak would've posted his tweet earlier, but he had to wait for Vanna to turn the letters over so he could get the spelling right.

Not to go all white knight for Streisand, but Joan Rivers should shut the fuck up already. Her shtick is as old as her original face.

Look at young Rex staring at Rob's feet. He's your brother, you sicko!

A state that produced The Doors and Van Halen among others and we get Bonobo. Makes perfect sense.

Exactly. That's the cheating part I alluded to. And her current partner is a former L O S T crew member and is a pretty big and brawny Hawaiian guy (they have a kid together.) So I'm sure Dom would rather not get a nice Hawaiian Punch!

Yep. Me too. There is a L O S T reunion panel at Paley Fest next month and he of course is not attending. Probably doesn't want to get his ass kicked by Matthew Fox (who hasn't said he is attending or not yet.)

You just couldn't what, Dominic Monaghan? Accuse him of beating women or cheating on you?

Maggot?

Wow. Some good ones today. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is awesome. Dare I say Boy George looks pretty good (despite the shiner?) Jordan Peel is correct. LOL Olivia Wilde's hashtag. Always a danger in yoga pants (I 'd imagine, anyway. I have no personal experience with the phenomenon of camel toe or paparazzi for that…

Amy Poehler is so cool she can hang out with whoever the fuck she wants.

Sorry, I was finished. Gimme a few minutes and I should be able to put it back in.

RealDwightHoward: That's not me, but that kid might be one of mine.

Because he is a horrible drunk with racist tendencies and his left arm looks like it was taken off a cadaver and sewed on to him?