Andy Richter is pretty consistently funny.

That got a good chuckle in the room. Well played!

Came for this toon; leaving satisfied (like I just plopped a three pound growler and came away clean.)

They used that in M*A*S*H* too. Colonel Potter told Maj. Winchester "obviously, Will Rogers never met you!" The canned laugh track loved that joke.

Sir Lawrence Olivier to Val Kilmer: "Try 'acting,' dear boy, its much easier."

I believe this story as I am having NONE lately.

There is the idea that the divorce of Tenille and the Captain is due to the Captain being extremely sick with Parkinson's or something equally as terrible, and this is an effort to preserve her assets due to the ridiculous health care costs. If they divide the assets, then medical creditors cannot come after her…

Pancreatic cancer is the fucking worst. That may not be technically accurate but I don't know of any other that has such a bleak mortality rate.

The positioning of Jeff Garlin's tweet right after the one by Godfrey is making me giggle like I'm on nitrous.

While it is nice when people are cordial to each other and extend greetings, what exactly is of interest in the exchange between Winonna and Stacey Dash?

I avoid pop stars and American Idol or X Factor or whatever she was on so I don't know enough about her to be annoyed. My daughter and her friend have gone to handfuls of show tapings that she has been on, whether it is the talent contest or Kimmel or whatever. The best friend is almost obsessed!

Wow. Sky Ferreira celebrates Throw-back Thursday with an old pic of Madonna doing a duet with Ricky Schroeder.

She's awesome.

How many transgender people work for Gawker? That's two I can think of (Charlie Jane being the other over on io9.)

Kudos to Julie Klausner!

As a Californian, I don't think there is a chance in Hell he would move here, so I would suggest Florida, but only if he promises to text during movies and wear a hoodie to go buy Skittles and Arizona Iced Tea at night.

Alaska sounds perfect. Wasilla, to be exact. Or maybe down in Louisiana, hanging with the Duck Dynastards.

Good for her for doing something with her life, getting involved. She can shake her tush to anything. I don't give a rip what my own nineteen year old daughter listens to. I was just curious whether the tweeter was being genuine.

Gotta wave off that second one. Still on his fingertips when the light went off.

Probably. I don't know what a Tavi Gevinson is though, so I thought it might be someone being snarky and taking the piss.