I get thrown out of the gym for not wearing non-marking soles. I bet Stern won't even fine the King.

Saw a diphallic porn clip once. It was older, probably 80s or 90s (decade, not age group,) so it wasn't this guy. Both Johnson's worked fine. It looked like one was on top of the other for the chap in the film, as opposed to side by side for DoubleDickDude.

If the Lakers can get a good pick, a player like Zeller and Bynum for Gasol, they should do it. They cut Bynum and avoid the repeater tax and save about $20 million. Kobe will bitch and moan but who cares? He's locked in and too old and injured to demand and get a trade for that ridiculous money. They aren't going…

There is a first time for everything. Today was the first time I've ever thought about Lance Bass's taint.

Butt plug it? I do believe she told that story on Conan.

I love DHwaV. There are times that I STILL run that "exactly four gallons of water" problem through my mind when I'm bored.

I asked myself the question and the answer I came up with is "Pretty much every fucking scene in the first one is funny."

How is that dog not shivering in fear at that inhuman rictus just above it? That face has seen more knife work than the kitchen at Lawry's Steak House. So much plastic they'll bury her in a recycling bin.

I see snow and tranquility, but I bet Glenn Beck only sees the booby-trapped road the invaders will have to traverse to get to his heavily fortified compound and bunker.

Did he lose or just not win? There's a difference between not getting the Shiva and getting the Sacko.

Stacy London. What. A. Bitch. So you got some bad service and you go on the guy's Twitter and tweet about it? Why not send him a private message? You suck.

TJ Simers: Ball-headed chicken fucker.

Effing Dean Norris. Love that guy.

The adoration for Beyonce reaching cultish levels just reinforces to me what a dearth of quality music we have today.

Scrolled down hoping to find this. Many thanks.

Hear hear. My days of commenting at HuffPo are over.

The Hobbit should've probably been two films, but with the creation of Tauriel and inclusion of Legalas, I can see Jackson wanting to flesh them out a bit.

That's from the Lakers, not Kobe. As soon as Jerry Buss died, most of the class, restraint and dignity left the organization, most notably in the marketing department.

Yep. Women get the lion's share of backlash. Or maybe it is just more vitriolic. I can think of some male stars that get it.

The backlash in inevitable but I will not partake.