Clark Gregg, Kevin Smith, Demetri Martin...three tweets in a row that I agree with. A rarity on Tweet Beat.

Aubrey Plaza: no jury in the world would convict you.

I love Retta. She's hilarious.

If Audrey Plaza's comment was in character, then I'd say it's time for Andy Dwyer to pull out.*

Are we meant to think Tyra keeps the VS Angel Wings in her vagina?

She's an actress, married to Jason Biggs, who is known as somewhat of a Twitter Asshole himself.

That would work for Cam Newton then too.

The Big Intoxicator strikes again.

It is shocking to learn. Not as shocking as learning Brian Kilmeade could write, but shocking still.

Came for this, leaving satisfied.

"But it is my hand."

For some reason the fact that Donald Faison and Zach Braff are best friends in real life makes me happy.

For once I agree with Gene Simmons.

You assume a lot. I have a Twitter account. I have added people I follow due to some that I found on TweetBeat. Not in a while though, as TweetBeat has been awful lately, which was the thrust of my original comment.

This is real important stuff you are getting riled up about. I hope you don't approach all the issues you encounter in life with the same level-headedness and decorum you are displaying here.

So those are musicians?

You are assuming an awful lot. I didn't complain the the content doesn't cater to me. I don't expect it to. I never did. I don't want it to. I am not looking for or asking for change of any kind except for Tweet Beat to be entertaining again. As I said, feature it on another site and I'll never darken your…

Then people are stupid and reactionary. I am unhappy with Tweet Beat. And judging from the 68 recommendation my post about it got, so are a lot of people. I don't give a rip about the rest of the site as I am not the intended audience. Thus, it is a tough read for a guy.

You're right. You are absolutely reasonable, calling me arrogant, dumb and implying racism. Perfectly rational behavior towards someone you don't know, someone who had the temerity to express an opinion. I see the light now. The veil has been lifted. Thank you for freeing me. Hallelujah! Hallelujah.

Comments like yours litter this site and are the reason I only come here for Tweet Beat. This site should say "For ANGRY Women," as a lot of the comments are fucking incredible.