The power outage at Camden Yards that postponed a game was intentionally done in order to keep Cal Ripken’s streak alive after Cal refused to play the afternoon he accidentally walked in on Kevin Costner having sex with his wife.

I believe Trump is trolling the Republicans and America as a whole, but not for the reason everyone thinks.

FDR knew ahead of time that Japan was going to attack Pearl Harbor.

I had one I was developing for a while that Eric Clapton killed a bunch of people. If memory serves, he was one of the last people to see Brian Jones alive (that may be sketchy). But Duane Allman died while working with Clapton on the Layla record and Clapton did drive his “best friend” George Harrison off the road…

That certain members of the 1968 Baltimore Colts were paid to throw Super Bowl 3 against the Jets.

Bob Vila has never built anything and cannot build anything. He just talks about building things.

That Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is a false flag designed to allow Hillary to coast into the White House.

Using Chapstick causes you to need Chapstick more, so that you need to keep buying it. Why else would I be addicted?!

This isn’t precisely a conspiracy, but I’m willing to believe there are a handful of people in the world who don’t die of old age or age past a certain point. No one specific, and they’d still get diseases, including cancer, so they won’t literally live forever, but every now and then one will get lucky and live for…

Tony Romo is an elite quarterback.

I definitely believe the Knicks’ envelope was frozen or otherwise tampered with in the 1985 draft lottery. NOTE: I am not Bill Simmons.

That the New York Jets have, in fact, won a Super Bowl.