....what is in your search history?

He’s definitely the best footballer whose name autocorrects to Homely Bukkake.

I can't stand Chris Paul. It has little to do with this play...just in general. Watching him makes my blood pressure rise

Notice Cooley never talks when Dan is drinking water. . .

Not content with only offending American Indians, Dan Snyder actually employs a Cooley to do his heavy lifting.

I have zero sympathy for BC who is reaping what they sowed when they shamelessly chased the money at the ACC and set the wheels in motion for the conference realignments still happening. I also have zero sympathy for a recruit that bought into the same hucksterism and bill of goods they sold the Big East after it went…

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Except Isaiah wasn’t a whiny bitch ass.

If they already own him, how hard can it be?

Luke Walton’s record speaks for itself. There is no reason to believe he would not do the same thing for the Knicks.

Please good lord O’Jeebus don’t let this happen. I wouldn’t let Brian Shaw coach my 5 year old niece T-ball team. That guy is a horrible coach. If I had to choose between Kurt Rambis or Brian Shaw then I guess.....I would choose frontline reporter in ISIL controlled Syria cuz no way am I putting up with this Sophia’s…

I’m also a bit confused as to how this could have come up in the course of the interview. Did Gio and/or Jones say “Hey Jay, thanks for the updates on which Super Bowl participants you train in your MMA dojo. Before we go to commercial, our listeners are curious — ever catch a glimpse of Mike Francesa’s dick?”

Sure it would help if Rubio could shoot, but the Wolves’ main problem is that they play defense like a two-dollar hooker guarding her virtue. And not just any two-dollar hooker, but one of the five killed by Craig James.

Other pieces of advice offered by wily veteran Manning
-If I’m faking a heart attack, I will flop my right arm, If I’m actually having a heart attack, I will flop my left arm or possibly die.
- Losing an arm does not end the play.
- Ignore my calls at the line, not because I’m trying to fake out the other team, but…

This pains me but you’ve got to give credit where it is due. Apparently Kroenke will be financing this stadium privately. This is a step in the right direction. I’m sure there are some techincalities and gray areas. I’m sure the city (Inglewood? LA? Hell if I know) will be on the hook for a large portion (probably…

As a kid living in Nebraska, I always wished he could just get his shit together. I don't really have any snark for this.