District Commons here in DC does an amazing mocktail called the New Fashioned. Muddled orange and cherry, cherry balsamic syrup, blood orange bitters, and ginger ale. I get it every time I go there.

“They irradiated the bioslime in DC” is almost certainly the beginning of low-budget horror movie.

Just glue a couple of Pan pipes to the back and you’re good to go.

I believe that the correct pluralization is “Ansels Elgort.”