If you say his name 5 times in the mirror his daughter crawls out of the mirror and asks you for a job.

Sure, but on the other hand, Paget Brewster and Keith David.

“Snootchie kombuchies!”

I never sausage marketing genius.

Honestly, the world lost all meaning to me after The Dean won an Oscar.

I’d rather see another season of Under the Dome. I miss that terrible show.

You were probably expecting there to be two of him.

The boy’s pay raise went up to ten. Millie Bobby Brown’s went up to eleven.

But how much is Barb going to make this season?

It’s about time we had a Nixon in politics

I’m so sorry. I hope things turn around for your relative soon.

The real tragedy about the scranton strangler is that he never took out nellie.

Before Private Practice and Grey’s Anatomy, Drew had also a fairly important part in Everwood. Just sayin’. I like Everwood and it is never mentioned anywhere.

SHE CAN’T EVEN TELL IF IT’S RAINING WITHOUT ASKING HER PHONE APP

Unpopular opinion: Ranch, like most dressings and nearly everything that contains mayo, is fucking disgusting.

By the time I finished this article, I found myself standing at attention hand over my heart, facing an American flag, crying a single tear, with a bald eagle perched on my shoulder.

well FRICK Morgan was my favorite castaway in a few seasons- not sure why exactly but she had a certain charm. Oh well- she’s now another Ghost for Ghost Island I suppose. That legacy advantage really brings some bad luck doesn’t it?

Is this because he’s a lesbian?

I absolutely love this movie. It’s so delightful and fun. Emma Stone, Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson absolutely kill it here. Even Lisa Kudrow does such a good job with a small role. Also those anagrams in Olive’s name are hilarious.

It’s a tucci subject.