If you like pina coladas, and emphasizing Barack Hussein...

In his defense, he did at least audition Emma Stone.

Mulder and Scully haven’t asked Skinner how he’s doing in 25 years.

Not to mention Skinner was a goddamn badass. Remember the time Mulder took a swing at him, and he just put the guy in a headlock? Humiliating. Damn. The Skinman rules.

HENRY HOLT! [FISTS UP IN THE AIR]

maybe they can have mitch pileggi come out of the shower.. mmmm.. and then he drops his towel.. mmmmmmm....

Clearly, the missing piece to the X-Files in Chris Carter’s mind was rape babies, I guess.

Curtis Stone originally had this really weird show called the Take Home Chef (I think) where he would wander a grocery store and basically pick up a woman so he could teach her how to cook a good meal for her significant other. It was a weird concept made weirder by the fact that Curtis Stone is ridiculously…

And with all those points, Chip became Charles and went to Nashville.

Josie Lawrence won... our hearts.

Any word on who is the overall winner of the British (you know, the original) version of WLIIA? I’m guessing Colin Mocherie or Ryan Stiles. Presumably not Tony Slattery

“Tatiana Maslany reportedly played a role in the original pilot”

He didn’t die, wasn’t he one of the trial witnesses in the original finale? Or am I imagining this?

ive been wishing for a Survivor: Hardcore Difficulty season for a while. Go back to S1 basics- no hidden advantages or immunity idols. Get the survivors eating basic rice again and lay off of all those food rewards. Remember when a good reward was a basic fire kit?

Jeff to Devon: “The tribe has spoken”

We should have seen this coming, though. The Redemption Island twist had the same problem. I vividly remember how upset Probst was when Ozzy didn’t win “South Pacific.” Ozzy would have surely won a Jury vote, but he would have won by winning one-on-one carnival games like ring toss, not by voting out his competition.…

I enjoyed this season at the beginning. I thought the cast had a very old-school vibe that was really refreshing. Despite her mistakes, Lauren is one of the most compelling castaways in recent memory. I thought Jessica, Desi, Joe, Ali, Roark, Devon, Ryan, and Chrissy were interesting, savvy players, and I think they’d…

I would love a back to basics season. No hidden idols, no stupid advantages.

BANGCOCK

Look at Mr. Optimist assuming there will be schools in 50 years!