This “subtle” “not giving a fuck” has all the subtlety of an air raid siren

Only deal on their app worth a damn, their coupons have gone to hell over the past year

At the very start of the year rates were barely above zero

Farfalle

given that Musk’s newest cost-cutting measure is “not paying bills” he could very well be slurping Elon just long enough to see the check clear

It’s not a “fringe” anymore...this IS the GOP now

While Zuck remains in charge? Zero percent

I couldn’t fucking believe it when I found out HE was the guy from Godspell

With crypto crashing and the broader economy slowing, you can probably buy it at half-price in a year or so

It’s a feature, not a bug

It’s gonna be awesome to watch them jump on board the Binance train right before it also goes over the cliff

People just chalk rent or a car payment up as a “monthly expense” to be paid in perpetuity, rather than even try to think about saving up to buy outright

You were expecting better from the article author?

Which means he’s already found a buyer

I hate to break it to you, but it was a bad haircut even before the neo-nazis turned it into a badge of douche-holery

the suspenders really make the character

The deals on BK’s app are pretty terrible, but when there IS a good one, you are allowed to use both a deal AND points at the same time

cringe

Likes and retweets are just as good as votes, right?

I regularly go back to the kiosk after 30-60 minutes to use another deal (“$1 for a large fry, no min purchase required” is my customary second), but then again I also usually take my time at the restaurant, reading a book or watching YouTube on my laptop