Tesla still has plenty farther to fall

And then for maximum hilarity, Week 3's deals are just Week 1 on repeat

There’s a difference between “I would not buy this car” and “nobody should buy this car”....what kind of company puts on this kind of hoopla for a car which is apparently pre-destined to flop?

And looking a little deeper, the offer later this week is a complete joke

The BOGO chicken sandwiches to start off this week were a pretty sweet deal (or the BOGO Big Mac from last week if that’s your jam), but it’s really hard to top the “20% off your order” baseline deal continually on offer

“pronounced cheekbones” and “sunken cheeks” are definitely not the same thing

Poe’s Law remains undefeated

Thanks, I hate it!

“What does that mean? Honestly, whatever the hell you want it to mean....or more accurately, whatever you need it to mean.”

determining sellers are delisting their properties because they’re not getting offers at their preferred price—or in some cases, no offers at all

Dirt Bag is routinely filled with the most vapid and/or boring celebrity bullshit, so I take it as a good sign when I fail to recognize half of the names contained therein

Not a chance.....people are done being bored at home with nothing to do, and money has value again after months of interest rate hikes

Intellectual consistency is for liberal pussies, obv

There plenty of well-educated stupid people out there

Anybody stupid enough to put money into crypto at this point deserves to lose their money

ALDI is currently selling gingerbread man and christmas tree versions of the mini waffle maker for $9

That’s the beauty of states’ rights.

Homosexuality is where they draw the line.

There is apparently no price too high to pay in order to get and/or keep power: