It hurts so much, how right this ended up being

+1 Javelin Missile

Somehow, it’s 2022, and they still haven’t fielded this damn thing

2022 calling, this comment is fucking hilarious

Poe’s Law remains undefeated

Power and control are the entire game....any price paid to acquire or maintain it....everything else is fungible and/or expendable in service of that single goal

I suppose this accounts for the drive-thru line at my McDonald’s being wrapped all the way around the building at 6 PM tonight....I never saw it that long even during COVID when you literally weren’t allowed to go inside

Or the tie-in brand was something people had heard of.

“Voting is a chess move not a valentine”

Rose Twitter is a cult

Aaaaand the BernieBots already have #RefundWarren trending, fucking hell.....

Every hypothesis posited in these comments as to the who and why behind this leak, despite generally being completely incompatible with each other, strikes me as completely plausible

BUT HER E̶M̶A̶I̶L̶S̶ 23 AND ME

Performative Wokeness is The New Black

While Der Drumpfenfuhrer occupies the White House, you can take the word "disqualifying" and shove it up your ass

“Please Please Win, Meow Meow Meow" 

The natural end-state of First Past The Post voting systems

Funny you should say that....

NEVER apologize for using the Oxford Comma