Challenge Fucking Accepted

Aged like a fine fucking wine

Lol, you moron

Go fuck yourself

Because when Bradley was on, he was ON; could be the best player on the field, even when playing against proper competition

Hey, go fuck yourself

It tastes fine, but it will fucking destroy your mouth

Kavanaugh is not good people

No collusion!

The correct amount of mayo is None%

I still think a few Democrat senators will vote for him.

Bill, who’s been conspicuously absent from the campaign trail during this age of #MeToo.

Luck is arbitraging opportunity

Being conservative means eternally doubling down on bad decisions and never admitting you done fucked up in the first place

Lived my entire life in a deep deep blue district

I’ll bring the champagne

If you can’t pay it off in full by the due date, don’t charge it to your credit card

75% chance he withdraws his own nomination before said hearing

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