Google suggestions when you search “Elio”: “Is the Elio ever coming out?”

How do you attend that conference and not take it as a huge hit to your morale? How many times have ‘the Democrats’ actually taken your guns from you? None. Now, how many times has the NRA take your guns from you? Looks like the NRA’s holding the lead here, pal.

Can... uh...we stop pretending that women hitting men is as bad as men hitting women?

I counted 3 separate times they discussed off-sceen events that made me say, “I wanna see that film”.

This comment is the argument ender.

And this is about a completely different movie, so why should we care? 

Sorry, my timeline doesn’t even believe vaccines work. Everyone here definitely thinks polygraphs are foolproof lie detectors.

Next you’re going to tell me Tig Notaro never met the cast of Army of the Dead.

Come back to this article in two days and you’ll look *quite the fool*

“Hey Randy, so this mission ‘Coiled Captors’ needs your approval for launch day.”
Randy: “No time. Buying a magic theater. Just make it DLC and charge for it.”
“That’ll take more work. Are we getting a bonus for the DLC?”
Randy: “Magic. Theater.”

“The last thing I want, as a mom, is for my past to be brought up twenty years later. ”

So finding your moms old homemade porno on Roblox would suck for sure, but it’s the Kardashians so it’s fucking hilarious 

She owns the rights to that sex tape, doesn’t she? With it coming up again on the news, it’s going to get a major spike in viewership, leading to even more revenue for her.

I cannot think of a worse sunburn. I’m a dude that burns like a vampire the second I am in the high summer sun. I can’t imagine the blisters this would cause if I went too long.

maybe this is one of John Oliver’s long cons that he has pulled off at least once before with the “orgasm blanket” or whatever it was he had someone pitch to several local TV stations?  One can only help LOL.

Sounds like someone ordered one and is now facing the inconvenient truths of their purchase.

While the stars might align, Tesla body panels never will.

If anything, that would make me MORE worried since it’s built by hand by people who KNOW that it’ll be a demo/shown to the public, and they still didn’t give enough of a shit to make the panels line up.

It’s a prototype, not even a pre production unit. It’s probably holding together with superglue and double-faced 3M tape.

This is not good! I don’t care how great Tesla is for breaking the mold and bringing EV’s to the masses. When your company is already notorious for panel gaps, you just don’t put shit like this out on display.