Claire, you just stole this from my mom who used to do that with the Robutussin whenever I was sick!

My Bologna has a first name,
It’s K-N-U-C-K-L-E.
My bologna has a second name,
It’s S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H.

have i ever told you how much i love this fucking site

Before BW3 changed their name, the third W was for weck.

After reading your post, my mind went right to this classic scene:

I’m going with a reporter wanted to ask a question of mother (MU-TH-UR), and he lost his shit.

Female Uber driver showed up. Caused the whole avalanche. Butterfly effect, man.

I recognized Jeremiah Johnson the first time I saw the Meme. Comes with the territory growing up in the 70's and 80's with a mother who used to say that Robert Redford could park his boots under her bed any ol’ time.

I was thinking something more along the lines of Goofus and Gallant (“Goofus separates families and detains children--even people who are legally seeking asylum! Gallant treats immigrants with respect and dignity because he isn’t an abomination.”)

The first summer after my husband and I married, we went on a vacation with his extended family. He has two sisters and a brother, and one of his sisters in particular - I’ll call her Mary - can be very bossy and judgmental. I was young and nervous about making a good impression with the family, especially her, since…

And then, I presume, you ate your mother?

Did you tell them ‘McSweeney’s’? Because that was my answer. Also, ‘migraines’ in the mysterious room with a couch (???) with a locking door (???) that was off of the women’s washroom.

Fat Boy Slim is f@*#ing in heaven.

Right about now-bout now-bout now-bout now fuuuuuuunnnk soooouuuulll broooth-errrrrr

Fat Boy Slim was better.

My hubs always has one because he is a snot factory. I like buying them for him. Makes me feel all traditional and shit.

Just grab a donut or two for the way home, take a big bite of one, and say “Gotta go. See you tomorrow”.

Any family only needs three kids max. The two main ones and the spare.

" You will also need to be careful not to handle the meat after you have thawed it in the microwave, says the USDA: