Drake is 100% grooming

Oh that’s fantastic! You can see them cringe when I ask for “fat lady” clothing 

I agree. Imma need a 22 fat, please & thanks. 

sex

JFC. so now i have to stop wearing my Jack Purcells? They make up the majority of my shoes.  Nah. Fuck her.  

This is the correct Chris

And white people pissed about POC reciving the same benefits as they do is not a surprise. It is horrifying when you realize it is your friends & family.

Goddamnit. I love fountain pens, but $1500 would pay my Ohio mortgage for 2 months.

More for ease than anything, use chocolate frosting instead of bars. No more unmelted chocolate

Is this the punchable Jim Edmonds from the Real Housewives show?

Affleck just need to take the kids to a Pancakes House.

Stunning!

Stunning!

All the stars!

I know you said Amazon, but I love Lane Bryant opaque tights. High waisted & very durable. I also agree with Pie-Pie about Walmart tights.

JFC. it is the 5th day of January. Is is it really “failing “

This is the funniest shit I have seen in ages. Cannot stop chortling.

I expect nothing but the best from Mr. Harriot, but this was sublime