It looked like it may even have been in his jacket the whole time, and his fiancé found it, which is even more embarassing. The guy looked mortified the whole time, and when they kept cutting back to him after he looked no better. Girl seemed sweet about it though.

God what an unnecessarily aggressive post I wrote. I think this is a silly article but sorry I was so weirdly furious.

You must not have gotten it -- this post is satire of the dumb way people hype young American players

This is the dumbest bullshit I’ve ever seen. That was a bad cross which had nothing to do with the goal.

I’ve been thinking about this a lot recently, because I have people I love who are going to vote for Trump and it’s alarming to me. These aren’t original thoughts, but I’m in the grays so no ones reading anyways.

Yeah -- it looked like Bill O’Brien has already lost faith in Osweiler. That’s a lot of money to spend to never throw on first down.

It’s kind of astounding that there are now so few American black baseball players that he can say shit like this without worry.

I agree. Not only is NFL football boring in person because of the constant stopping, but about 10% of the crowd at every game I’ve been to is very literally belligerent.

This is off-topic, but I have an old acquaintance who moved to LA years ago. Apparently he got Rams season tickets this year, and he put up a message on Facebook a month ago trying to sell his preseason tickets for the fake “face value” they print on the tickets -- $110 each. No one responded. It infuriated me -- how…

Why feel bad? Garrapolo had a legitimately dominant 6 quarters. He’s pretty much guaranteed to be a starter for someone next year. Like a 10% chance it's the Pats, too.

How many are African-American? If it's four, then African-Americans are proportionately represented.

I wore sweatpants to sixth grade every day for the first half of the year until one day an attractive girl said “Why do you wear sweatpants every day?” Changed my life. I didn’t even wear sweatpants around the house again until 28.

American college d3

The US women dominate their sport and maybe you prefer the style and tactics of women’s soccer — I mean, I watch plenty of college football. But in terms of “playing well” the USWNT would stand no chance against the US men — they’re probably as good as a bad D3 men’s team. I don’t say this as a misogynist, I just…

It remains very unclear that female pay is unfair. They play a sport that, worldwide, generates nothing like the interest of men’s soccer. There is a much larger pie for men to take a piece of.