Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.”

yeah cool, he’s only averaging 23.6 points/gm for the playoffs (on 44% shooting). which would tie him with larry bird for career playoff average, 25th overall in nba history. and this is a relatively POOR performance by his own standards (he’s 9th overall on that list). also he dislocated a finger and is averaging 40…

Because it’s so easy to “get them away from people” in a crowded airport.

Draconian? Yep. But how frickin dumb do you have to be to try to get weed through an airport security checkpoint in something disguised to look like something else they wouldn't let you through with anyway? That's like trying to smuggle a crack pipe that looks like a gun.

Thanks for including the basic info. I don't like wrestling and probably never will, but I read this entire piece and enjoyed it!

I believe you mean by their children, who should know better than to be so embarrassing.

From what I’ve heard, wagering $8 is also banned due to its association with a street gang in NYC.

Also getting technical, Josh Allen has been selected 7th overall two years in a row.

It is weird to refer to yourself in the first person as “theI.”

Why are you surprised by this? Ice water is the #2 most common blood type in Canada, right below maple syrup.

I agree that it was barely a foul. Going frame by frame, the touch is barely a tap. Durant’s movement actually made it less of a foul than it could have been. Also, going frame by frame, the arms were down when the touch happened so technically, it was the right call, though I loath to admit it. That kind of touch…

The person said the players’ union is founded on the belief that using active NFL players and practice squad members for the AAF would violate the terms of the CBA

NCAA players don't need to be suited for college life, either.

I’m hoping for this one

If you look real close, after that second three, you can actually see Rudy Gay let the controller fall to the floor and go walk around the house for a bit

I’m glad JR Smith finally told him, “Miso sorry.”

They should see if someone else has a video of this from a different him.

Ok, I’ve driven part time for Uber and Lyft. Part of that job means keeping my car clean. I could see a driver not noticing something small like an earring that a passenger lost and it fell between the cushions somehow, but 2 pounds of weed is pretty fuckin’ conspicuous. How do you not notice that for 4 days? And who…

I get it. Being a car dealer in Chicago can be rough this time of year.