I have no stake in this game. I didn’t watch it. I don’t think anything of Nick Foles. But I don’t pass up a punning opportunity when I see one. 

That’s not how you tell that joke-

If I get caught sending dick pics they’ll try to kick me off the Supreme Court

Steph is mostly fine, but Kevin Durant is the corniest motherfucker on the planet and jumped ship to a juggernaut, Draymond is a huge asshole, Boogie is a huge asshole, Klay Thompson is just a total herb, and Steve Kerr visibly doesn’t give a fuck about coaching until May. Fuck them. 

Counterpoint: no we don't. We need Drew back. Badly. 

As a Hornets fan, I have to strongly disagree. The people of New Orleans don’t own the history of that team, its successes and failures. They have no investment in it. The people of Charlotte own that. The connection between the team and its city/fans is way more meaningful and important than continuity of ownership.…

+ 0 vaccinations.

John Harbaugh’s decision not to give Flacco a shot means that the Ravens’ 23-16 loss to the Steelers in early November will almost for sure be Flacco’s final appearance with the franchise.

what’s a 4 month year old

If 14 is in play, then Flick doing porn later in life has to be ranked on here somewhere.

Well, if you really are Darko Milicic, then yes, only having 12 seconds to get a bucket is considered a miracle. 

The year was 1988. I cane home from college and went to a local semi-pro hockey game. They were running a promotion where three people were chosen to compete to win fried chicken by shooting pucks into an empty net. My program # was chosen.

/cums

“It’s weird. It’s like they forgot how great of a leader I was after I disappeared from the team for a full season due to a mysterious injury and didn’t keep in touch with anyone at the organization. It’s actually funny. I’m laughing.”

69: “I’m also a little fuzzy on some of the other words?”

To be fair, the Missouri cheer squad is made up entirely of the cousins of Arkansas football players. 

The fit with Bosh, Wade, and LeBron was always a little ragged (especially in year one). Bosh’s ability and willingness to transform his game and play off-ball and play small ball center really unlocked what made that team special. I don’t think Miami is nearly as good with Melo straining to pretend he was on Wade and…

On my high school football team the Halle Berry was when we put on Swordfish and paused it at :38.00.

*Lavar Bollocks

Nah, he’s Welsh. It’s more likely Lygvrwyth Bwyllyngh