Yesterday, at lunch, I found out that the University of Michigan has a football player named Jake Butt. And we googled him. And he’s a tight end. This discovery was probably one of the top ten moments of my life.

it’s weird to me that none of his former bandmates spoke up about this. not the Bill Maher thing today, but literally so much of Islamophobia Zayn had to put up with, none of them talked about it.

This pretty much sums up all the conversations I had on the matter with exes/current boyfriends. They say it's easy, and it's going to be....for them. For women though? Another story entirely. Ugh.

OMG PRODIGY

Greatest intro sentence ever. Get it, Ellie

Berserk really does need to get mentioned here as much as possible. It may be one of the only anime I have seen that takes a far more realistic (for anime) approach to dark fantasy. Plus, it has one of the most appealing female characters of all time, and that isn't limited to just anime. Casca is wonderfully…

I commented this very same thing on Jezebel before, & was basically told that I was wrong. I said that men relate to women from a place of built- in disrespect, because they're usually larger & stronger than us, & on a lizard brain level, they respect the capacity for brute strength. It crosses my mind when I think…

i got so excited when this paparazzi pic came out of them on set

"Look, kid," she hissed. "You wanna hang with me, you gotta drink, ya dig? So start gulping or hit the pavement."

I AM GOING TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH THAT THIS IS FALLING. As someone who does this all the time, I will say that that "slidey thing" she does hurts like motherfucking hell.

she doesnt have to walk on it

And before people start computer-splaining about how these companies use an automated system to deal with reports, you can hold your breath. We already know. That system is fucked up. If companies like Facebook can manage to come up with software that knows to spam you with ads for baby clothes right at the time you…

Relevant pic is relevant

Geez, what happened to "30 is the new 20"? Just when I thought I should be freaking out at turning 30 and having wasted my life, you come along to tell me I *ought* to have had this freakout 5 years ago. Well, at least I'm still on schedule to die in the gutter...