And here I thought AC was experiencing franchise fatigue years ago... sheesh...

This burn is exquisite.

Yeah, not gonna lie: I spent about half the video almost distracted by how much I was thinking, "But... but how?" I grew up with cats. They don't just do things for you. They are the opposite of video game characters.

These kittens must be male, because you know, including female kittens would have caused the production of this video to be way over budget.

While this is true, I haven't seen anything about the monstrous load times, parties over 3 only at level 28, and obscene amounts of invisible walls in an "open world environment". But overall, I'd say it was a good review. It's just that almost all of those flaws can turn a person away from a game entirely.

Holy crap. This is an amazingly in depth review of the game compared to some of the other reviews of destiny I have seen.

That's the deal they signed. Also, the initial success in no way guarantee's future success. just look at about every mmo that went up against World of Warcraft. The game is designed to be updated and adjusted, and they need to do that because honestly, if my friends were not playing this game and there is not much…

The weird thing is watching people both defend the game from the reviews and then list a whole bunch of reasons why the game deserves the review it got. I wonder if these people understand how reviews work.

Having names like, The Fallen, The Darkness, The Traveler feels more real to you? It doesn't feel generic, cliche or overused and a bit childish? I mean, if you're cool with it then all happiness to you man! I just don't see it that way and perceive it as lazy writing. You don't have to use a "random" name but…

But all of those are events and the people within them have actual names and they're never presented as "The". Destiny makes a point to capitalize the T in the of everything, to give it a title rather than a name. The Guardian, The Speaker, The Stranger, The Black Garden, The Traveller, The Fallen.

Neo was The One,…

Following suit with names like that, especially horribly generic names that would be in 10 year olds scifi story, doesn't excuse it. Just because the naming scheme exists doesn't make it any less awful.

But Master Yoda works because he's a Jedi Master. It's also not about proper nouns, it's about world building. Star Wars pulls examples from mythology and even history to make it's universe feel lived in. It also gives everything character, which is sadly missing from Destiny.

But you seriously can't tell me names like "The Fallen," "The Darkness" or even, seriously, "The City" aren't all lazy as hell? If Star Wars were written by Bungie, Yoda would be "Mentor" and Luke would train to be a "Space Guardian." It's generic to the point where it has no personality.

To be fair, that was deliberate. It was a prototypical Hero's Journey in space.

Well.. There was another option:

The Traveller

It's coming! It's coming! We wanna get our hands on the first raid first. Endgame stuff's important, you know.