I gather from the coverage of this topic that I’m supposed to be supportive of the desnudas? I can’t say I’d want a bunch of costumed people soliciting money in exchange for taking pictures with tourists in my town’s business district. It looks like a huge nuisance to anyone not interested in gawking at topless women,…

I had to walk through Times Square last week (not my choice, trust me) and those women and the people dressed as characters are fucking menaces. They literally walk in front of you to try and get you to stop, they were leaping into the background of people taking pictures and then demanding to be paid. They made it so…

I actually really hate all the comments to the effect of ‘he’s just a clueless douche’ or ‘I guess he was just some bro all along’. Are we really so singular in our thinking? Are we really so unable to reconcile conflicting feelings about a person to the point that we need to simply write them off entirely when they…

“ The second item not reported accurately was the time the most recent incident occurred, 2AM. We have associates who have to make snap decisions on our third shifts to provide for their own safety and the safety of our customers.”

Tsk, tsk. Everyone knows leaving your gun outside is like eating waffles with a side of emasculation.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

1) wtf was she blabbering on about for 20 minutes??
2) who does she think she is? Sherlock?

I am not defending this woman. I want to make that clear at the outset.

I don’t know why it is a thing to serve ice-cold water on ice by default. Do people generally prefer that? Last year when I was in Portugal where people don’t know that much English(or just don’t want to admit it as someone told me) I had a hard time explaining I want a bottle of water from the counter and not from…

Literally today was looking at the ingredients list on a jar of peanut butter (we’re trying out a non-processed diet thing this week so processed sugar is off the menu) and the list read - “Ingredients: Peanuts (contains peanuts)“...

As an American living in India, I will say that there are lots of restaurants here that have cheeseburgers on the menu and if you order a cheeseburger, you will get a slab of paneer between two halves of a bun (not every restaurant here, but enough of them).

Being a spanish-speaking foreign I was surprised there is no translation for “agua al tiempo”, which is common to ask for at least in Mexico.

We have a lot of people from different parts of the world working in my building, and I have noticed that most Asians as well as some Europeans can’t stand how cold the water from the water cooler is. Most of them know the exact ratio of hot:cold that is required to get the temperature they like. I bet they get…

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

I just know that at some point before I die I'm going to see a package of hamburger with a warning label "Contains meat." and it's going to be because of one of these idiots.

This story was too short to send in, but here’s mine:

If Cheeseburgers are vegetarian food, then I can say with all certainty that I can be a vegetarian.