That Tom in the alley has been looking shifty, I bet he’s behind your cat’s Instagram woes.

No I did but thank you for assuming what kind of parent I am. Unless you were made the legal gaurdian as a teen it still isn’t the same as being an actual parent. I thought it was I thought I was so prepared but it’s not. And most of these commenters who are harkenig back to how tough their parents were when they were…

Yeah I did that too. And ya know what it still wasn’t the same.

That’s the thing, you train kids, you don’t trick them. Tricking them doesn’t build good skills that independent, productive adults need...training them does.

Eh, I have a female partner who does everything “Tom” does. It is more infuriating because she engages in everything she fights against (such as gaslighting and ego-destruction.)

D.B. Pooper

the trick is in the timing. long enough that they’re greatful for being released, but not so long that they lose the ability to reintegrate into the dating scene.

Aw heck, after two or three weeks locked in my basement, they usually just leave on there own once I open the door and unchain them.

But that’s you.

A typical person doesn’t think that way.

The people need to be educated.

I use an app called breakfree. It tracks how many times you unlock your phone. How much time you use it. What apps you use the most and what level of addiction you have. You have to pay for the premium to get some of the benefits but I think is worth it

did he though?

did he though?

I’m a bourbon-on-the-rocks guy and my tip is to ask what their well liquor is.

Your bartender was an ass. A Martini is made with gin. A vodka martini is made with vodka.

the time stamp for this article is 4:00 AM. lol