Die Hard is actually a depiction of Al Powell’s triumph over sexual dysfunction.

It’s a movie that takes place on Christmas Eve and shares many themes and motifs with traditional Christmas stories. That’s enough for me. Your mileage may vary.

Of course he grows as a character. He learns to put his pride away and admit his mistakes (“She’s heard me say ‘I love you’ a million times. But she’s never heard me say ‘I’m sorry.’”) He learns to drop his macho bullshit and respect his wife’s autonomy (“This is my wife, Holly Genero.”) By the sequel, we learn that…

When I want to be pedantic I enjoy to point out that The Kinks did a rock opera before The Who did (Arthur).

All kids. All asbestos. All the time.

Seize the day! EVERY DAY!

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It was total justice, too. Yell yourself hoarse, you crazy freeloading near-coed-murdering motherfucker.

While parked in front of the record store, Jack should have said, “You don’t need to be the next Alanis Morissette. Just be the best Kate Pearson you can be. Well, maybe call yourself Katherine on stage, because otherwise people will think you’re Kate Pierson of the B-52's.”

“CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASHNOW....!!!!!”

For people in the greater Washington, DC metro area, the clear choice has to be Easten Motors (where your job’s your credit)

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

The thing about NBC is, they always try to walk it in.

I’m worried this pilot is going to be so bad, after watching we’ll all be disappointedly asking each other :

That was a pretty fun game! The puzzles were really challenging and it had a great, creepy atmosphere. I bet it holds up today.

The 7th Guest should not be judged by the quality of the acting.

“Maybe I feel stuff more deeply...”

You don’t think there’s anything to suggest that Kevin has an addictive personality? Addiction runs in his family, he’s impulsive as hell, he felt unloved and ignored growing up, and he buries his feelings. That’s a classic recipe for addiction.